Drunk Tales

Since almost everyone on this forum is a borderline alcoholic, it makes sense to get this thread going again.

I have never been drunk *hic*

Going to a stag party tomorrow,I can surely write my first story then. Super lulz will be had.

Having a house party tomorrow. God knows what will happen.

good man marv. been drinking consistantly since tuesday in preparation for a twenty first in mayo tomorow night. im sort of hoping i dont come back here with a story, but sure, ara, musha. what can ye do

Was in Purty Kitchen last night. Got into a dance of with some guy. He was a really good breakdancer and I don't dance. I got suurved.

That happened to my friend in The Porterhouse! The other guy seemed like a professional dancer. My friend is extremely clumsy. You can imagine the lulz.

(On a side note, these smileys make me feel like Shocker)

Back to an old sig I see Names.

Yeah, I was thinking "oh, I'll finally be able to put up a big sig" then saw that one on my photobucket and felt a bit retro.

On topic; met an old teacher in a gay bar last night, my drunken cousin made me talk to him.

namesRhard wrote:On topic; met an old teacher in a gay bar last night, my drunken cousin made me talk to him.

How'd that go for ya skin?

Have been drunk since one this afternoon,god damn stag parties.

House party was epic but the cleaning was bad! A few of many things that happened.....ran around the estate topless with aload of other dudes party boy shtyle,3 girls got with each other lul passed out and mate got sick everywhere!and was lying in it and i was in stichs and then cant remember how much i drank